Posted by
Marklikesgolfnotlibs on Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:03:00 PM
Hey everybody, I got great, wonderful enriching news! Obama won the peace prize, the noble one!
But seriously, what kind of a prize is this becoming? Obama hasn't made anything more peaceful! If anything he's made things less peaceful! Come on! Jimmy Carter was the same way, but at least he looked like he was trying! I can't believe it, call all of my observations ranting, or whatever, but it seems like winning the Nobel Peace Prize would be an insult to me if I were to win it next year! Yes, an insult! I mean let's look at our past winners, "deserving winners", that helped spread "peace and love!" Ohhh! I feel so happy! Here's a list, short, but definitly sweet!
Jimmy Carter!
Al Gore! EVEN BETTER!
AND BEST, BARACK OBAMA!
I mean this is ridiculous, Jimmy Carter won it for maintaining "peace" with the criminals involved with the hostages in Iran crisis, (not really,) but they did get out when Ronald became president, dare I say FINALLY! Coincidence? I don't think so! The criminals were just afraid of Ronald because he stuck it to the man! But anyway, getting back to the point, Al Gore! What for his "Inconvienent Truth" mess! Oh yeah, the world is going to burn! Give me a break, will ya! I shouldn't even have to argue a point against his mess. Oh, and he really contributed to not making a carbon footprint, huh?! No, not really, the man drove, (most likely still does,) an SUV! THOSE EVIL SUV'S! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!
But really, most of us probably know all of that by now. The ironic truth of it all. But anyway, my point is, this is crazy...right?! I mean, sure, some deserving people have won the Nobel Peace Prize, Theodore Roosevelt being one of them I think, but lately we have had a disgusting trend of Nobel Peace Prize winners. First, Jimmy Carter, (not Ronald Reagan, who you know, just caused the Soviet Union to fall, not a big deal though right? I'll leave that up to you.) Then, Al Gore, then Obama, who has basically done nothing, in a nutshell. But I'm looking forward to that healthcare! Aren't you? More government! More taxes to be paid! Illegal immigrants being insured! Ohhhh I am so excited! It is so exciting! I am so, just, well, excited!!! But, I mean, seriously, Obama even stated that maybe he didn't deserve this, but, gee, he is gonna accept this baby!
I honestly think lots of people would respect him more, and they would respect him not accepting the prize if he did. I just have a feeling in my gut that this prize being given to him will go down in history as a fluke! It already is a fluke.
Some people are happy that he won. All I have to say about that is, MY GOSH, WAKE UP YOU DUMMIES! Gee!
I saw a girl on TV say, (not exactly this by the way,) Well I am just so damn happy that he got this award, gee, I just think it is great for Kenya. Ummm.... his father is from Kenya you pinhead. Yeah, the one who left him and his mother. Good call on that one. Or is Obama from Kenya?
You know, he has a half brother. Makes like 12 bucks a year. No, but that's pretty good money isn't it? Oh wait. No!! That's a dollar a month! Oh, gee! Well I guess Obama can't help. You know he has all of his "presidential duties." Oh wait, you didn't hear about those? You know! He has to fundamentally send the country down the crapper! (By the way, his brother lives in Africa.) Oh wait! That's right! Obama is the president of the United States of America so it would probably be easier for him to help his half brother out now! I mean, is salary is acceptable. I'd take it.
It makes you think, the seemingly very liberal, radical, Nobel Peace Prize committe is probably trying to get back at President George W. Bush by giving this award to Obama. But, you know, Obama deserves this more than Bush, right? I mean Bush just helped us win the war in Iraq. Oh wait, the media still hasn't talked about how things have improved DRASTICALLY, and that we WON? Hmmm! That seems a bit odd! I thought NBC was fair, you know with their communist drawings in front of their headquarters! Don't know what I'm talking about? Well click on the link why don't ya! Glenn Beck is in it! It's a segment from his show! NBC is in it!
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szlLM5lCNJg
Alright, hope you watched that.
What?! That's all! I'm done ranting! Come back for more blogs, and exciting, interesting, and provacative videos...and blogs!
-Mark