Posted by
Marklikesgolfnotlibs on Saturday, September 26, 2009 12:47:00 AM
First of all, I know that I am not the only one thinking this. Jay Leno may have some dear morals, conservative-like principles that he keeps to himself, in his heart. Now I am not going to think on this subject that much, it isn't the most important of things, but it is hard to ignore the consistent signs that show up, labeling Jay Leno as a more of conservative-like person, time and time again, hopefully balancing out the overwhelmingly bias liberal crap that shows up in night shows, that is disgusting even though just merely comedy. We've experienced it with David Letterman. One could only hope that Jay Leno is the least bit conservative.
Sign one: There was a rumor that Jay Leno wrote an, overwhelmingly conservative article-like thingy, back when George W. Bush was president, that was talking about all the bad things going on in the world. According to snopes.com, the rumor was "incorrectly attributed", but this is a site that had the nerve to say that it is false that the song, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by the Beatles isn't about LSD. Which I don't know for sure if it is, but come on! Come on! Anyway, this is collected via e-mail, March 2007. Now I say this again and one more time, this "was" (according to snopes.com,) a rumor, so it shouldn't be taken out of context. But I still don't think it should be counted out that Jay Leno wrote this. Here is what the email said.
JAY LENO... "HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD"
The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?
The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent are unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry ain't happy and just want change.
So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, "What are we so unhappy about?"
Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning during the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk in a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?
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We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.
With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
Jay Leno
Now wouldn't it be great if Jay Leno said that? We need people saying things like that in today's media. Here is sign 2.
Sign 2: Jay Leno does great satire of ACORN. Now this is something that just can't be told. Go look it up on youtube.com or something if you haven't seen it already. This is funny stuff.
Jay Leno, (to the right, if you need to know that because you live under a rock,) with Rush Limbaugh, (to the left in the blue, if you need to know that because you live under two rocks,) before Rush is about to drive a hybrid! Look it up on youtube.com or on google. As with all the videos I have talked about....ever! For some reason the dang computer isn't working so I can't post the url of this video.
Sign 3: Again, this is funny stuff also. Jay Leno had Rush Limbaugh, (who I must say is also funny,) on his show. Somewhat surprisingly, (to me at least,) is that the Jay Leno audience had enthustiastic support for Rush and what he had to say. You should see this. I don't want to give it away in words typed up on a blogsite, go look it up on youtube, as well as the ACORN thing. You won't regret it unless you are a liberal. If neither of the stuff is on youtube, I'm sorry. I just tried to make sure it was on youtube but for some reason it's not working. You'll probably see both things eventually. If not, just note that Jay Leno could be hiding in the closet with his Glenn Beck books.
By the way, I saw him on Oprah today, he had a brought a sandwich that was from the 90's on her show. They were talking about his new TEN ON TEN deal. Go look it up on youtube.com. Chances are is that is it is on the site. By the way I don't turn to the channel that Oprah is on at exactly bla bla bla time. I was just flipping and saw Jay Leno on Oprah. Thought I'd check it out. I don't watch Oprah. Honest.
By the way, I said way earlier in the blog that I wouldn't think on this subject much. Well too late for that huh! Yeah. I thought that you would maybe notice that. Well see you later. Keep up with my blogs please. I beg of you. How else am I supposed to keep up with Michelle Malkin and Bill O'Reilly?! Geez! I hope I spelt her name right, you know, Michelle Malkin. Hmmm. I think I did.
Well now it is time to press Publish. See you later bro. Dude. Gosh I hate those last two words.
-Mark